Friday, February 13, 2009

Alfie Will Be 30 When His Daughter Graduates High School


I saw this story in the Daily Mail this morning. A 12 year old boy, barely 4 feet tall, knocked up a 14 year old in his neighborhood. She just had the little girl yesterday. They kept the pregnancy secret until the girl's mom noticed her expanding belly. They are now 13 and 15 which would be a perfectly acceptable age to raise a kid 3,000 years ago in Mesopotamia. He'll be walking her to kundergarten on his way to High School. His own father has 9 children, the girl has 5 brothers and an unemployed father and they both live in Council flats (subsidized housing). Alfie has been to the hospital every day and now keeps a school uniform at his baby's momma's house so he can change in the morning after seeing his daughter. How long do you think that is going to last? How long before the PlayStation looks a lot more inviting than a poopy diaper? Maybe his friends will think that he's a stud for having a kid that young. I really don't know what culture is like in Eastbourne, England but I'm willing to bet that the poor mom will be labeled a slut until she's out of her teens. It should be okay though. She's only two years younger than Bristol Palin so no big deal, right?

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