Saturday, January 1, 2011

Junk Food For Your Mind

So, I was on the phone with my friend K-Bird when she brought up the subject of trashy books, something that I had no idea that she enjoyed as much as i did! There is one particular Summer when I wasn't dating anyone special and I went through my weight in cheesy library-provided biographies, like that huge one on Marlene Deitrich (which I now own) and some juicy tome by Cybil Shepherd. So, time to fess up, what's your favorite trashy book? 

Friday, December 31, 2010

Happy New Year!

I want to say Happy New Year to all of you out there, your families, your pets, your plants, your bed bugs, your Juggies, your significant others, the guy you crush on at work, the girl you're too embarrased to admit you crush on, your hopes, your dreams, your resolutions and most important, your happiness. Let's all agree just to say FUCK IT and be happy this year. If it helps any, I have your back. No time to waste on the negative, and my only resolution is to DO NO HARM. It's pretty simple when you apply it to everything.

And I love each and every one of you. And no, that does not mean that my love is watered down. It is that much stronger for having so many of you to love. Thank you for making 2010 so wonderful.

Your Twunt

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Home Again

Hello, fellow drunken fools! I am back in Cleveland and happy to report that I have recovered from the holiday revelries that left me unresponsive and incoherent on the floor in front of Nana's kitchen. I am fresh and clean as a daisy, or the above floor, after Nana swiffered my drool up, and ready for the new year.

I've missed you all, and I'm eager to hear all your holiday stories, after I berate PC for allowing her Dad access to her iPad and thank JC for the calendar (half naked men! I love you, JC!). 

By the way, I intend to party for at least three more days. I'm just not sure how hard. Love you guys. Hope you had a great holiday. Xoxo