Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Laughed So Hard I Cried

This is one of those times where I wish that I still got stoned.

Asian Themed Ornaments

Last year our tree had an Asian theme and red lights and I want to do the same thing this year. The only problem is that, as you can see, it was really hard to find decently priced ornaments for it (there's like five of them on there, trust me). I found some paper lantern light strings at World Market and some random gewgaws at various stores here in Cleveland. Help me, please. Any ideas?

0+0= Fag

I watched the trailer for the new Kids in the Hall movie and it kinda sucked. It's almost as if they did the movie just because they needed the money. I was so excited too! Maybe they're saving the good stuff for when people actually go see it? Nah, doubt it.
David Foley isn't in it either. Not a good sign.
So, here's the drunk daddy sketch instead.

RHofLN Are Back

This is all kinds of fabulous, a complete laff riot.
And when I'm old, I am going to get one of those giant purses and shuffle all around the Heights randomly hitting inanimate objects with it. I've been dying to be a crazy old lady since I was about 12. I think it was even one of my Halloween costumes. I watched too much Mama's Family, I guess.

Teddy Bear Mass Suicide

I blame Jon Stewart.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Go Ahead, Laugh

It's monday and fat people that break chairs always make it better.

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Oh Shit, I Didn't Know The Kid In Front Of Me Had A Camera!

In my own defense, I'm in an interpretive dance group and I was practising my moves. Don't judge! It's for the big holiday extravaganza!

Courtney Love's got competition.

Well, That Only Took A Few Days

No surprise. Somebody took the voicemail and made a slow jam out of it. I'm waiting for the auto-tune version.
Oh, and here's a nice little tidbit- when he was fucking his side bitches in an Ambien haze, he wasn't wearing a condom. Maybe he was so stoned that he forgot how to put them on.
You know what I would do if I were him? Get divorced and fly the freak flag as high as possible! Start a new business venture- Tiger's Cocktail Waitress Cruises! Whatever, Tiger. Just quit lying. The cat's already out of the bag, so to speak.

I Recapped Those Bitches Again

This week we have grown women playing Bunko and getting trashed, grown children with no ambition or self control around alcohol, and an ex housewife who has really GROWN. Oh my God, when you see the cougar in the wigged out group picture at the 'Drunko' party YOU WILL DIE!


Sunday, December 6, 2009

Jersey, Hollaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

I think that this clip stars the actual video crew from the Emmy worthy Jersey Shore. Try not to jizz in your pants. I failed.