Saturday, August 28, 2010

Shaggy Androgyny

This is Freja Beha Erichson, Danish model on the cusp of super. I found her over at Jezebel and my first response was, "Oh, they're putting pretty boys on the cover of fashion magazines, yay!" You can never have too many pretty boys around. Then, I took another look and realized it was a 'she.' A she that looks like a gorgeous version of Robert Mapplethorpe's muse, Patti Smith. Do you love the hairstyle? It's straight out of Dazed and Confused, which is fine with me. I am loving the 90s revival this year, even if part of it involves a proxy 70s revivel. Everything old is new again, and I'm totally rocking tights and pleated skirts this Fall. I don't care what anyone says.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Today Is My Birthday

I am 29 & 34/2! I don't feel a day over 12! Really! I don't! If you don't believe me, look at all these exclamation points! What grown woman does that?!?
(I'm drunk. duh. it's 7:45. it's a miracle I'm still standing)
Look at the cake Mr. McSlore got me!


Thursday, August 26, 2010

Don't Mess With Betty

Do you get as annoyed by Kristen Bell as I do? Don't you just love it when some marginally talented pea brain insists on referring to themselves as an "Ack-tohr," emphasis on the Ack? That Sarah Marshall movie would have been nothing without Russell Brand's brazen bawdiness and the cuteness of Mila Kunis. Kristen was just filler, and who doesn't love Sigourney Weaver reciting her resume? Very cute clip from Funny or Die.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Andy Samberg On Drugs

Did you know that there was actually cocaine in the first incarnation of Coca Cola? Can you even imagine? Kinda explains the industrial revolution along with the squalor, not to mention the insane blood letting in the wild west. Ha, who am I kidding? Coke wasn't as popular back then, was it?
I had to give up the Diet stuff. Aspertame is the devil. It is. Do your own research. Just buy the yuck tasting stevia stuff they sell at Whole Foods and poor some cherry juice in it. OR live with cancer-like symptoms, unpredictable periods and periodic mood swings, YAY!

Boobs Everywhere

I promise to never complain about my boobs ever again. EVER.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Better Jupiter Than Us

Funny thing is, whatever hit the planet is probably the size of earth.