Boomer and Dudley, A Love Story

It happened so fast.

Before I knew it we were stealing sniffs in darkened hallways and licking milkbone crumbs off of each other's faces.

Don't be mad. It's not like we planned this or anything.

Dudley's just so...

damn..

cuddly.

I don't mind all the PDA. I don't even mind yin/yang butt snorkling they do almost hourly when they think I'm not looking. It's the age difference that will be hard to overcome in their future. She just turned 7 yesterday and he's 70. Isn't that illegal or something?

Trash Humpers

That is the title of a new strange film by Harmony Korine. I'm guessing that the premise is a comment on American culture and it's love of the lowest common denominator. It looks weird and non-sensical in that art house way that is so popular with film students. The film is so all over the place that it makes Pink Flamingos look like it was written and performed by The Actor's Studio. John Waters will probably give it five stars.