It happened so fast.
Before I knew it we were stealing sniffs in darkened hallways and licking milkbone crumbs off of each other's faces.
Don't be mad. It's not like we planned this or anything.
Dudley's just so...
I don't mind all the PDA. I don't even mind yin/yang butt snorkling they do almost hourly when they think I'm not looking. It's the age difference that will be hard to overcome in their future. She just turned 7 yesterday and he's 70. Isn't that illegal or something?