Saturday, October 24, 2009

R.I.P. Shiloh, The Mermaid Girl

She was only 10. AND she was the only person I've ever seen on Oprah who was completely and utterly NOT in awe of her Oness. She was like, "Bitch, please," the whole time because of how Oprah talked down to her. So sad. We need people like her in this fucked up world.

Friday, October 23, 2009

The New Windrunner

Tokyo at night on one side, reversible to flat black. So urban chic. You know Kanye has 20 of them. And every God awful douchebag is going to try and get their hands on it. So what I'm trying to say is..... never mind and don't bother.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Lifebuoy Connoisseurs

The reddit question is- what is the most unexpected thing you heard from a child? I do not remember much of the stuff I said as a kid, mostly because the smack I got immediately afterwards would have stunted my memory a bit.
I do remember my ex telling me that when he was 2 years old his uncles coached him to say "Adios, Mutherfuckers!" to his grandparents as he was leaving their house with his parents. Yes, he got a beating.
An example from the comments:
When I was little, my mom was shopping with me in the cart. Well this other lady came up to us and said to me: "Aww! What a cute baby! What's your name little man?" To which I replied: "Damnit Danny!"

Here's the link, it is so worth it:

Best Tom Cruise Imitation Ever

Who is this actor? This is amazing.

Original video. He is so creepy.

LED Eyelashes, People!

People! LED eyelashes!!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009


I believe that Pete and I have the same taste in men.

Michael Lohan vs. Nene Leakes

Good God, one of her buhbies weighs more than his brain and balls combined. He's an asshole, she's a famewhoring queen and when the two of them fight over anything approaching integrity it turns into a wrestling match where the winner is determined by who can shout the loudest and the loser is the one who takes his toys and goes home. Guess who wins.
Bitch, please!

Is Kate Hudson The New Annie Savoy?

You remember Bull Durham. Susan Sarandon played Annie, a baseball junkie/philosophizing guru for the new meat in the minor leagues. She took on someone new each season to help them learn to get their head straight before they could excell and make it to the majors. If Tim Robbins' character had to wear a garter belt on the mound (oooo, double entendre) or submit to being tied up to improve his game, then so be it.

And here we have Kate Hudson licking on A-Rod's rod. AND this is the first time that he has shown up in the post season. Hitting clutch 2 run homers, looking confident and like a leader for a change instead of taking uo space and dragging the team down.

She's done it before. Lance Armstrong, PGA golfing hottie Adam Scott. As soon as someone on the Penguins starts slumping, I am going to pray that she hooks up with them.

Monday, October 19, 2009