Caption The Housewife

Posessed by the devil edition. Next week her head spins. I'll bring the popcorn and pea soup.

Kyle vs. Camille

Oh, boy. There seems to be a lot of this Camille-orchestrated drama happening off camera lately. We never got to hear the conversation that prompted Queen IB-ASS to tell Lisa that Kyle implied that she had no life outside of Kelsey, and it looks like we won't be seeing what events caused this tiff. She's so condescending in this clip. I think she'd used to having people back down. God, I hope that Kyle gives it to her. 


It's like I said, Cameel-Toe hears what she fears you are saying about her, plus she IS insecure and so used to everyone kissing her nasty ass that she can't brook even the slightest criticism, even if it's said in jest. All I can say is, IT'S NO WONDER YOU DON'T HAVE GIRLFRIENDS. Sorry to yell, but I really can't stand her. 

Yet Another Surprised Critter

Don't you love these short videos? They match my attention span.

This Made Me Laugh My Ass OFF

And if that makes me a bad person, so be it.
http://i.imgur.com/EA4fk.png

Blog News

I am reconfiguring the comments here and importing the old ones. Sorry about the inconvenience, but it needs to be done so that I can monitor Spam and trolls with better results. Back soon.....

Okay, all done. Just sign up with disqus at the bottom of the page where the comments are. All you need are a user name, email and a password. Simple. Add an avatar once you make a profile. Ta-Dah! It should show up whenever you want to comment from now on. Also, you can reply directly to other comments instead of all the way down the thread where it could be missed. Hope this is better for everyone!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Malice In Blunderland

I swallowed another turd, you guys. But when I make a mistake, I can admit it. Being able to say that you are wrong is a sign of maturity, unlike say, throwing a party on your daughter's 4th birthday FOR YOURSELF. It's official, Stretch has moved into Dun-yelle territory and just like that! We have another Beverly Hills villain. Camille- lonely no more!

More Crap Coming Out Of Jersey

A little birdie that goes by the name of, oh shoot. I can't tell you or she might get in trouble with the 'fambuly.' Anyhoo, she directed me to this fun article on Season III of The Epic Trash That Passes For Entertainment on Bravo. They sure are stirring up the PR train early, no?


Linkypoohttp://www.northjersey.com/arts_entertainment/106870103_Mysteries_surround_the_Jersey__Housewives_.html

In The Meantime..

I am working on the recap and until it's done, I thought I'd leave you with some Mauricio and a nice little EFF YOU to Lebron from the people of Cleveland.


What an asshole! Are we supposed to feel sorry for him? Poor widdle LeBron with the weight of the basketball world on his shoulders. Freaking pathetic.