A Bulldog and A Baby Pool

I miss Summer already.

In WTF? Candy News

Mr. McSlore found these at the grocery store. Further proof that kids are gross.

SsssNot anything I will ever eat!

Parkour Puppy

Parkour, or free running, is a kind of street gymnastics. It's Ninja artistry in an urban landscape without the black clothing. This will give you some idea of what they do-

Well, guess what! Anything people can do, puppies can do better, HA.

Muslin and Shark Jaws

I said I'd post some pictures occasionally from the old modeling days, and here we are. I worked with Joyce Tenneson A LOT. We did Matsuda together, Brides, the pirelli calendar, a million different cream or body lotion ads with no face, Shiseido, TIME magazine and Absolut, just to name a few. The most recent was an industry ad for filler back in 2003. She still teaches photography workshops out in the desert and she is a truly gifted artist.


more after the jump, watch out for the boobies.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Ritzy Ditzes and the Clowns That Fund Them

Welcome back to yet another edition of fakery and fuckery. How many franchises are there now, 6? Some busted, some played out, and then there's this one. It is on a whole other level. Don't believe me? Let's take a look at the bitches after the jump.

Who's Walking Who?

Everyone on the planet has a caption contest. Why shouldn't we have one too? So, have at Gretchen and Slimy, and please use bad words and inappropriate scenarios. Anything clean will be overlooked by management.

Today's FYI

I CANNOT stress the importance of good grooming enough.

All The Advice You Never Needed and Didn't Ask For

Seriously. DYING here. Unbelievably funny, and true, too! NSFW or life, for that matter.

Stolen from Bunny's Blog

Baby Bethenny

Some housewives stuff to look at until I get this infernal recap done-
Click on the link to see some photos from Bethenny's childhood, long before Scary Island and Jill's seek and destroy mission. She's cute, but which guy's her dad? Can anyone guess?
http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/94213/2010/10/photos-bethenny-frankel-childhood-photos
Here's Jill, being an asshole and selling posts on her Facebook. Thanks, Terese.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Cruising-with-Jill-Bobby-Zarin/154272537943074

Oh, and friend me there. You know my name.