Friday, March 11, 2011

TGIF With A Guy Who Really, Really Likes George Michael


An earthquake measuring 8.9 on the Richter scale hit Japan. The devastation is unreal.

To make matters worse, there's a nuclear reactor that could explode because it's cooling system was damaged. 
60 confirmed dead at this point.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Maaaaarrpee! Eye'm Frrreezingeendeestown!

I could get in so much trouble drinking with this woman. I'd need a translator, though.

Sassy Gay Friend: Black Swan

Stolen from Bob's blog, Thanks, Bob!

Wherefore Art Thou, Spring?

Drizzle, drizzle damp and dreary. I am so sick of winter, and where the heck is that early spring we were promised? That buck toothed rodent is going to receive a sternly worded letter from me, harrumph!

In the meantime, here are some pictures I took of my Spring flowers in years past. 

Double tulip. These bulbs do not age well and I only had three survive to the second year. If you have the room, it's best to lift the bulbs in June after all the foliage has died down and move them to a very dry spot for the summer. Otherwise they get water logged and rot.

more pictures after the jump.

Fighting Stupidity With Ridiculousness

Caption The Housewife, Makin' A Buck Edition

Robot Professor

Okay, I'm not giving you a nsfw warning, rather a nsfeco. Not suitable for the easily creeped out.

You're So Hot

This cute little video is a new take on the 'make me laugh' concept. It is SUPER DIRTY and NSFW. 

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Pens vs. Sabres 6th Row Center Ice

It didn't suck.
Of course, I had to get all creative with the pictures, because I can weild a mean camera phone. Don't hate!

Because I love you so much, here are my nostrils. I am also biting my lip because a certain someone looked at me. And I'm not talking about the fat guy in front of me or the Pantomime Penguin.

Completely obscene video to follow.

New Video of Season 4 of RHoNY

Silex. Oh boy. The words 'pink nightmare' come to mind.

Wow. Does everyone hate Alex? Interesting...

April 7th, people. Shit is going DOWN.

Think You're A Bad Dancer?

Think again. Tom Brady has your ass beat.

Okay, don't kill me for this, but am I the only one that thinks he looks like Daniel Tosh in a wig?
Come ON.

Equality For Women From Jane Bond

Love this. Love Daniel. Love Judy. LOVE.

Thanks, Bunny.

Caption The Housewife, Babies and Puppies edition

See, I do have a heart. For puppies anyway.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Life Is Change, Growth Is Optional

Here we are again in Orange County with the original plate of bullshit pie known as The Housewives. Was it just five years ago when I first found myself throwing Nabisco products at my television? Only five? It seems like ten, especially in HD. Tamra's skin is continuing the timeless SoCal practice of morphing into particle board and Crackie's droopy jowels are sliding southward faster than Slade when he sees a process server. I will give Crackie one thing, though. She doesn't tan her hide like a teen on Spring break, although she does party like one.

Things have changed a lot this year, even if the women haven't, and like herpes, they just won't go away!

Monday, March 7, 2011

All The Hos Lined Up In Rows and One On the Floh

Well this is good news! First of all, filming has begun on the second season of Beverly Hills. Secondly, everyone is coming back, including Kim and Cameel. Stretch will be there flashing her newly deflated lips and who knows? Maybe we'll get some Charlie Sheen since he's right down the road from Ad! I don't know how I feel about Kim coming back. I hope she had some time to adjust to having an aggressive bitch for a sister on TV as well as real life, and I highly recommend that you read House of Hilton before the next season starts, even if you have to hide it in a brown paper cover so no one knows you're reading it.

Secondly, one of my little birdies told me that Tamra got Roofied by a 'fan' and fell to the ground in the ladies' bathroom. Why would anyone do that to Tammy Sue? Who could do such a thing???

Oops, wrong drink!

Maybe she was giving off so much heat from being so HOT and all that the poor person couldn't take it anymore and simply HAD to have her. Here's hoping that she fell face first and her funbags cushioned the fall. If anyone can find video, I'm paying top dollar for it. I am ready to give you exactly what it's worth, so how's some Top Ramen and a gently used stoner cuff?


Hey guys, this is just a note to let you know that neither Hulu nor iTunes has any video of last night's show posted yet, so I won't be able to do screen grabs in my recap until I get back from Pittsburgh in a couple days. BUT, if anyone knows where I can get video without having to fill out a crappy survey, please let me know and I'll get this sucker out by the end of the day.


Caption The Housewife, Hookers of Park Avenue Edition

Mallard Mouth and Gretchen shop in New York last week. Their look is SO Manhattan Sophisticate. What, they're wearing black!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Tonight's The Night

So, it looks like they're trying to keep that Gretchen/Tamra feud alive. Plus, I think Tamra is going to be even more hateful this year. Who is going to be the one to like? Will Crackie distance herself from Tamra? Will we see dueling foreclosures from Mallard Mouth and the new girl, Peggy aka Floor Duh Lease? I absolutely cannot wait, so spill your predictions if you've got 'em!

Caption The Housewife, Empire Snake Edition

Too bad there's a fence up there.

Jersey Floor

Jimmy Fallon is riding a viral wave right now.