Saturday, January 31, 2009

My RuPaul Interview

I am praying to the Drag Gods in the sky to forgive me for not posting the link to my interview with RuPaul. We talked about his new reality show Drag Race and how it couldn't have happened without the political climate change that has come about since Obama got elected and the half-wit got sent back to the pastures of Texas. As you can tell by my last post, I have worked myself into a tizzy over this show and I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed talking to him.

New Drag Race Promo Video

I am soooo excited for this show to start. At the very least it will be drama times ten thousand. I have missed drag for so long. I moved back to Ohio from New York 15 years ago (holy crap, it's been that long?!) and only caught a couple of shows here and there, including the GREAT Lady Bunny performing here in Cleveland 5 years ago. One of her best shows ever. I think I was the only girl there, it was a gay club, natch.
Drag has been out of the spotlight for too long and I hope that this show helps to put it back on the map. I want to see Drag Race cycle 15 hit the airwaves before I turn 50. And wigs falling off, rivers of running mascara, sky high heels and Diva behaviour, and I want it now!!!
I will be recapping the show for Tvgasm starting next week and the show premieres Monday, February 2nd. Set your Tivos, people!
<a href="" target="_blank">RuPaul's Drag Race Supertease</a>

Who Will Step Up on Defense?

I went to the Steelers NFL website and voted on who would be the big play maker in tomorrow's Super Bowl. I voted for Harrison, of course, because he is a tough player who has been consistently knocking the crap out of people all season. Most of the votes have gone to Troy and I think I know why.

Bill Hicks Late Show Video

One of the greatest comedians of all time, Bill Hicks, appeared on David Letterman over 15 years ago and it was cut out of the show for being too controversial. He was way ahead of his time and it was nice of Dave to invite Mary Hicks on to the show to watch her son's last stand-up on the show before he died 5 months later.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Coachella 2009 Lineup

Here is the list of bands that will be playing the Coachella festival in Indio, California this April. I wont be there but I will be at Bonnaroo in June and hopefully some of these bands will play in Tennessee, especially Theivery Corporation, Lupe Fiasco (he was amazing last year) and Public Enemy. I'm having my doubts that Amy Winehouse will make it, even though she's been reportedly drug free in the Caribbean for the last month. Here's hoping.

Keepin' it Klassy, Part V

Our Pammy is back! I'm so excited, even if this picture is a few days old! Here she is, chicer than chic in her teeny tiny shorts, really rocking that camel toe. And that bag is huge. What is in there? Her valtrex? A keg? The rest of those shorts? You are probably wondering where she is going in that glorious outfit. A Pussycat Dolls show? A Playboy shoot? The gynecologist? Nope. She's picking her son up from school. Oh Pammy, Pammy. No wonder your kid hangs his head in shame and grew his hair to cover his face. I hope he grows up big and strong because he's going to be teased until he graduates.

P.S. I purposely did not include the picture of her with her son, he doesn't need any more humiliation.

Shai Agassi: This is What Smart Looks Like

This is an interview with the man who is going to revolutionize the automobile industry and the way our power grids are operated. The man is a genius, in a common sense kind of way. He already has Israel and Denmark on board to give this a try and if China steals his ideas, we'll probably finally come around too. And tell me if I'm wrong, but doesn't he remind you of Obama when he speaks?

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The Ex Presidents, Comedy Edition

No, Bill. You couldn't have gotten away with that joke, and are these two on a comedy tour now, or what?

Epic Fail Tramp Stamp

It's pretty obvious that I love the Steelers and my boyfriend can prove it by the high stress alert he'll be on this weekend for the Super Bowl, beleive me. But this Steelers tramp stamp seems mildly retarded at first until you realize that the signature she had tattooed next to the half naked chick belongs to a HCwDB all star and Steelers kicker, Jeff Reed. Look at that hair. Just be happy that I didn't post the picture of him with a bare chest. I'm feeling nice today and I spared your retinas from viewing his sad, droopy pepperoni nipples. Oh, and I take it all back if he wins the game for us on Sunday.

You Stink, Bitch

Jennifer Coolidge can do no wrong.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Keepin' It klassy Part IV

This is Victoria Silvestedt. She enjoys membership in that exclusive club of bikini models and Playboy spreads, champagne in the Grotto and private jets to exotic locales. Notice anything different about her in this photo? Something somewhere between her calves and her thighs? She has band-aids on both knees!

This picture was taken at a party that Tommy Lee DJ'd so I'm going to take a wild guess that she has now joined another club. The one that involves blow jobs behind the turntables and industrial carpet burns. Congratulations!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Frank the Duck

It's your daily cuteness, courtesy of Cute Overload and the coolest duck in the world.

How Can We Lose?

Rooneys give Obama game ball from AFC Championship
Steelers say they have a fan in the White House
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
By Ed Bouchette, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
The Steelers say they have a new fan in the White House and the new president also has one of the team's most recent prized collectibles, a game ball from their victory in the AFC championship game Sunday.
Dan Rooney and his son Jim personally delivered the football to Barack Obama Monday night in Washington, D.C.
The two Rooneys, who campaigned heavily for Obama in Pennsylvania and three surrounding states for several months before the election, attended the black-tie dinner at the Washington Hilton that Obama held for Sen. John McCain, the Republican presidential candidate he defeated in November. The Obama campaign invited the Rooneys.
The 44th president, on the eve of his inauguration, spoke at the dinner about McCain before he left for another dinner he held for Colin Powell. Obama met with Dan and Jim Rooney in a separate room at the Hilton, where he received the game ball.
"He's a Bears fan first, he admits that,'' Dan Rooney said yesterday at the Steelers UPMC training center. "But he's a Steelers' fan. He's said it, and all his staff, they're rooting for us [in the Super Bowl]."
Also in attendance was former Steelers Hall of Fame running back Franco Harris.
While Dan Rooney knew the Kennedys and was particularly close with Bobby Kennedy, he said he's never been as close with a president as he is to Obama, whom he calls a friend.
First published on January 20, 2009 at 5:22 pm

Child Abuse!

Technically, I think it's only child abuse if you shave the Browns or the Lions logos into your kid's hair, and then it's punishable by law.

It's the Year of the Ox

Happy Chinese New Year everybody! The Chinese calendar is lunar based, which explains why it falls on a different day each year. For those of you who pay attention to this stuff, here are some traits that those born in the year of the ox are supposed to have, patience, dependability, good work ethic and modesty. They can also be bigoted, a stick in the mud and stubborn. They are calm, do not like to take risks and are purported to have the most beautiful facial features out of the entire zodiac. I think they just threw that last bit in to make the ox not sound so boring.

So, the good news is that you are not supposed to do any cleaning until after Wednesday because it could wash off the good luck. That includes your body, people. Not such good news. But you are going to treat yourself to lavish meals and spread some generosity around. What you do now will determine the luck that comes back to you. So here's wishing all my friends and readers a happy, prosperous and fulfilling New Year!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Ovechkin is the Crowd Favorite

The hockey All-Star weekend is well under way and to prove that they're not boring like, say, the Pro Bowl, Alexander Ovechkin pulls some props out and acts the fool for the audience. Surprisingly, his biggest rival helps him out. This will be the last time you see Malkin wipe his brow. You doubt the rivalry? Check the individual point standings every week.