Monday, February 9, 2009

Tiger Woods has a Baby Boy

Happy news for the man who has absolutely everything, especially now that he has a son. Yeah, he had knee surgery last year, and yeah, he lost his dad but look at his life! Have you ever seen pictures of his home? It's bananas retared fabulous, way beyond anything ever on Cribs. His bedroom is like a cube of glass. I'd hate to be the bitch with the windex up in that place.

His wife is beautiful, he makes so much money from so many endorsements he never has to win another tournament, yet win them he does. Did you notice how all the golfers started working out after Tiger talked about it? They had to or they couldn't compete. I can't wait for him to get back out there. I think his first pairing should be Anthony Kim, the PGA fratboy. He'll keep him loose and laughing.

Anyway, we're probably going to have to wait to see the baby. At least until that million dollar check from People magazine clears.

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