Friday, October 31, 2008

My Favorite Horror Movie Ever and Here's the Entire Video

Not For the Kiddies

Hellraiser, hell yeah

For the Kiddies

I'm a cabbage patch doll, you betcha!

Voodoo doll, more like it.

Quote of the Day

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;

One need not be a house;

The brain has corridors surpassing

Material place.

-Emily Dickinson

Awkward Doesn't Cover It

I would like to take this oppurtunity to nominate Joaquin Phoenix for Celebrity Rehab III.

John McBush and Bible Spice

Alec Baldwin appearing on Letterman last night. He doesn't disappoint.

He's Going Down the Toilet Right Before Our Eyes

Gobbledy Goop

Wanna vomit? If you eat too much candy tonight or are just feeling a little bloated and want to shed a few pound the Sorority girl way, visit Her Royal Highness Gwenyth's new website.
And don't forget. She's better than you.

Always the Classiest

Is that ass for real?
That's it. I'm gonna go as Coco's ass.

Always the Best

Heidi Klum always has the most fabulously done costumes for Halloween, but as great as her kitty is this year, nothing can top the serpent in the apple that she did 2 years ago.

Oh, and I changed my mind. I'm gonna dress up as Dennis Kucinich.

Happy Halloween

Don't you just love Mariah Carey's sexy firefighter costume?
I could make so many bad jokes about poles and fire, not to mention Dalmations and hoses, but I'll spare you. I'm too busy sewing up my sexy Darfur refugee costume.

Thursday, October 30, 2008


I watched this kinda stoned out of my mind, wearing a motorcycle helmet with my face right up against the TV. Remember, Billy? Still fabulous, still trippy. Kubrick. 'Nuff said.

Quote of the Day

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.

-Isaac Asimov

Remember that on Tuesday.

Part 1 of Obama's Infomercial

Two Great Tastes that Go Together

Obama got his own Steelers jersey in western Pennsylvania yesterday. Here's hoping that we both win.

And Here He Is

Looking gorgeous, as usual. The girlfriend, eh, not so much.
It's a Premiere! Try a little harder.

He's at it Again

I know that I gave Prince Harry some crap for doing douche hand poses in the past but I'm going to change my opinion because here he is, with the goofiness, and it's kinda cute and they raised like a million dollars for Remembrance charities. That's military/Memorial Day to us Americans.

Oh, and it was also some movie premiere. 007 time again. May have to find some Daniel Craig pictures....

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I Need to Cleanse My Palate

I just watched the 2 girls 1 cup video and I know I'm going to have nightmares. I realize I am a little late but GOD ALMIGHTY, WHY?????????? Seriously. Oh sweet jesus. I am scarred for life. So, yeah. Kitties talking to each other make me feel better. What's wrong with that?!? At least they don't vomit and shit on each other.
Is there a memory erasing pill I can take? Let me know. This is worse than the last Furby convention. At least they do that shit behind closed doors.

Legalize It Already

A bunch of people were arrested in Florida for their involvement in a Craig's List prostitution ring. Who cares. Why is this an issue anymore? It's fine for it to be legal in parts of Nevada, but not anywhere else in this country. We tax cigarettes and alcohol and those fine vices help pay for stadiums and education and politician's homes in the Cayman Islands. Why not hookers and pot? Might help solve the economic crisis we've got right now. Or, at the very least, make it more fun.

Oh, and baby, don't even think about it.
Here's the link to the original story.

Signs of the Apocalypse

It's a lovely wedding for this 16 year old. She dropped out of school at the age of 9, her family lives in a trailer, yet her dad found a way to pay for her $200k nuptuals. That two piece wedding dress is made out of Swarovski crystals and cost $32k. I'm sure that the douche facial hair trim job for groom and dad cost a pretty penny too. That's right, the bride and groom are book-ended by her parents. Her mom is 33.

Quote of the Day

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault."

-Henry Kissinger

Oh Yes, She Goes There

This girl has no filter. None.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Even Alaska Doesn't Endorse Her

Obama picks up a surprising endorsement.

Quote of the Day

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

-Henry Cate VII

Look Out Alabama

Charles Barkley plans on running for Govenor there in 2014. Here's the interview with Campbell Brown. Can't say I disagree with him.

Deep Throat Director Dead at 80

Did you know that this film premiered in 1972 in Times Square? Wouldn't happen now. Are there any XXX movie houses left in NY? Do they exist at all?
Anyhow, RIP Gerard Damiano.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Who Could Say Yes?

No, I DON'T like them apples.

Who Could Say No?

My kind of man.

Bad News

They just found the missing SUV belonging to Jennifer Hudson's family member with a child's body inside. It's most likely her nephew, Julian.

Is there a death penalty in Illinois?

Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Walk of Shame for Dogs

Another doggy Halloween costume. I assume that this puppy belongs to Lindsay Lohan.

A New Comedian is Born

Congrats to Amy Poehler and Will Arnett who had a baby boy last night.I think they named him Archie which is all kinds of awesome, Archie Bunker, Archie comic books..