Thursday, July 22, 2010

Stanhope Breaks It Down

We missed him when he came through town again this past spring. Bummer. I love the way he cuts through the bullshit. Here he is explaining why people allow themselves to get caught up in the fear-mongering waged by news networks.

And shitty late night jokes that render news palatable when they should be seething with rage.

Bill Murray Dumpster Freestyle

Just once, I would like to play golf with this guy. Or his brother. Heck, I'll settle for watching him play at one of those pro/am celebrity tournaments. He is in his 60s and still up for anything. He still hasn't lost that lust for life or that rare ability to live completely in the moment while miraculously making everyone around him smile. One of God's gifts, to be sure.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

My Mommy Has Issues

To the person that did this- Maybe you should just give in and have an actual child already.

Mel's Latest Rant

Am I going to hell because I find this completely entertaining? I want a t-shirt that says, "You make me want to SMOKE!" or one that has the entire 'blow me in that order' part of the rant. This guy has bottomless wells of anger that feed every fiber of his being. His Viking movie is going to be amazingly gory and violent, I'm sure. If anyone will work with him now. They will, though. Hollywood has a very short memory. All they remember out there are box office $$$$$$$$$$

And, as the post below proves, kids always make everything better:

Housewives Reinterpreted By Children

They act like five year olds half the time anyway.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Epic Wigga Trash fest

"Tickets available at Hot Topic," kinda says it all, doesn't it?

And if you don't get sexually harassed every fifteen seconds while you're there, yer not doin' it right. I can't wait to post the inevitable pictures of toothless pregnant women with their titties painted and a Maverick menthol hanging from their herpes sored lips. Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 19, 2010

Ohio Kids Reinterpreting Down

I would love to find out in the future that one of these kids became the next Trent Reznor.

From last Fall.