Heavy Sleeper

When Mom isn't around anymore to scream you awake in the morning, here is an extreme alternative.

Inside a Blue Angels Cockpit

I'm so jealous. I'd probably puke all over the inside of my helmet, though. Hell, it would be worth it.

Interview With MichaelK

Is there a blog on the planet that does not link up to DListed? Maybe some sports related ones, I don't know, but if you read celebrity blogs, chances are that you've heard of him. He's hilarious and makes me giggle every time I read his latest post on Phoebe Price or Tommy Girl. Love him.
Anyhoo, here's the link to the chat on theawl.com:

http://www.theawl.com/2009/07/a-friendy-chat-michael-k-web-entrepreneur-blogger-pottymouth

What's Wrong With This Picture?

The answer is not the fact that Willie Mays is on Air Force One.

You should know by now that I am not a racist, except for rednecks.

Help Me, Dr. Laura!

http://imgur.com/1ogI1.jpg

Tobie Giddio Show

If you are lucky enough to be in Sag Harbor this weekend or need an excuse to get out of the city for a while, Tobie is havin a show of her work at her home studio.

It's this Saturday and Sunday 10a.m.-5p.m.

14 Spring Lane Sag Harbor, NY 11963

Support your local artists, and give her a big kiss from me, I'm stuck in Ohio.

Only One More Episode To Go

After this one, of course. And then I am done with Daisy, finito, adios and rot in reality TV hell.
Link:
http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/daisy-of-love/daisy-of-love-e-9-10132.php

Keepin' it Klassy, Part IX

Our pammy is on the cover of Serbian Playboy! Yay, you! So proud.
Our Pammy spares no expense when it comes to the fabulous couture gowns she packs in her satin lined luggage. The Balkans deserve no less.

Did grover vomit on her skirt after he stuck his hand up there and stole her Spanx? And Serbian Playboy? Do they advertise mail order brides in the back pages? Do you think that the girls are harrier? I sure hope it's more like Hustler than American Playboy. The pictures in that magazine are shot through more Vaseline than an episode of Drag Race.

Our sweet Pammy. She works hard for the money. I think it's time to call Tommy Lee and get a boost in spousal support. Put your feet up, eat a truckload of Peta approved snacks and give that snatch a rest!

Welcome To Wiener Falls

I am so infantile because this 'Dawson's Creek' parody had me busting a gut.

Enter The World of a Douchebag

He's British, he calls girls "birds" and his screensaver is a picture of his naked torso. I can smell the self tanner and limited edition Louis Vuitton hair gel from here. Run, girls of Manchester, run!

Some of My Best Friends Are Fundamentalists

And really, really wicked dumb.

Kids These Days

A Seamen's furniture store was being revamped to make room for a Petco and this is what the rascally teens in the neighborhood did with the letters from the sign. I wonder if any of them do the jumble in the paper. Oh, that's right, no one reads the paper anymore.

Personally I would have chosen I FART SEMEN but that's just me.

Some Ballet To Start Your Week

The guy is Carlos Acosta, supposedly the premiere dancer of today. He will give you shivers.