Nice Bride, Right?

Not something I would wear, but pretty, right?

It's a dude.

Is Stretch A Drunk?

You tell me..

By the way, just watch the first 5 minutes.

The Real Golddiggers of Aging Badly

Bravo has a preview up for the new season of OC, and can I just say how terrible Tamra's face looks? She was ten times cuter when she first signed on to the show four years ago. Is it the tanning, the weight loss, or what (sniffables)? Her skin has the look of old parchment that's been left in a desert cave for too long, and her lips look like earthworms that you find dead on the sidewalk in the Summer, having been toasted by that big yellow orb in the sky. Plus, she shoves Jeana which means I will be cracking her over the skull with words. 


These bitches, the ORIGINAL bitches, I might add, are looking haggard as hell. The new lesbian is hot, though. I think I'll just watch for her. I would much rather watch cute girls go at it, than one more season of Mallard Mouth trying to convince us that Jimbo is hot. Dude is getting more shifty eyed and less attractive than a stuffed walrus, if that's even possible.


And tonight is going to be EPIC. Some drinking games were suggested on FB, but I need to be up and at 'em the following morning, so you guys drink for me. Just put a spit screen in front of the TV.


Series starts March 6th. Oh, and Tamra's nipple after the jump. Some keen eyed Gawker reader grabbed it.

Booger Buddies

So, the Steelers won last night, which makes me pretty happy. I'm still struggling with the fact that Ben is a rapist (ALLEGEDLY, pfft) but I find my way around that by rooting for other teammates like Mendenhall, Mewelde Moore and Hines Ward. Troy didn't factor as much as I would have liked, but beggars can't be choosers and a win is a win. I did catch the booger wipe and I was buzzing pretty hard but I think they replayed it on air. Maybe boogers are Sanchez's kryptonite?