Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The First Same Sex Kiss In The History of the Navy

As you were.

See, no big deal, right? Breaking one barrier at a time. THAT is what makes it special. 

The Hobbit Trailer Is Here

We only have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR.

I loved The Ring trilogy, though I must confess that in rewatching them, I fast forwarded through the singing bits and Samwise's endless discussions with Frodo on mountain sides and bogs and such. Then I would replay everything with Cate Blanchett in it and slow-mo the really gory bits. I would also like to say that I had a big old soft spot for Karl Urban as Eomer but then he went and got all nerdy in Star Trek when he played Bones. Seriously, what a lady-boner killer! Blech.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Shit Girls Say, Episode II

Speaking of poor dogs, I had apocolyptic dog sitting dreams last night including watching a little teacup rat belonging to Courtney Love. She also made me do her dishes which were these hideous designer bowls with the same flower design on them as her tattoos. She made sure to let me know that if I broke any of them it would cost me a thousand bucks, then she blew smoke in my face and taunted me over quitting. When I asked for $40 bucks a day, she said she'd give me four since her dog was about a tenth of the size of an ordinary dog. Dream logic, I guess. It is what it is, but I could totally see her saying that.

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

It's the rich versus the poor. How topical. At any rate, I got chills. That Nolan is quite the director, even if he does have questionable skill in choosing his female leads. Plus, Hines Ward! I was not expecting that. Color me super excited.

My Tree

For the third year in a row, we have done an Asian themed Christmas tree. Finally this year we have found enough decorations so that it doesn't look half decorated. The strings of plastic firecrackers were the best find of all because they filled the tree up so nicely and gave it a more cohesive feel. Thank goodness for World Market, which is also where I found this cute golden Buddha-
More decorations after the jump.

Shit Black Girls Say

This is even funnier than the first one!