For No Good Reason..

I have that song stuck in my head now.

"The Man Within" Trailer

William S. Burroughs was an actual maverick and one of the few people on this earth who was truly free. All except that decades long heroin habit, that is. He revolutionized the novel as confessional in a way that Allen Ginsberg changed poetry and Hunter S. Thompson changed journalism.

This documentary is done interview style with people like John Waters, Iggy Pop and Gus Van Sant. It comes out later this fall. Go see it just to watch the old man shoot a gun with the glee of a three year old with his first toy truck.

I Don't Feel So Bad For Having A Little Tummy

Look at this guy. He used to be a dancer. Then he married Britney Spears, divorced her and is living the high life off of the settlement. Pot+plenty of money+Papa John's on speed dial=BELLY OF THE WHALE! Dayum! And I beat myself up for my little muffin pouch. Sheesh.

Conch Guy Part 2

Enjoy. It's still the only good thing about this show.