Prepare Yourself

Want to see Santonio Holmes naked? How about Wee Man from Jackass? Click away but don't say I didn't warn you.

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/11/full-frontal-friday_14.html

Unreal Save by Sabourin

Watch the punk ass Flyer guy throw his glove down after the save. Tough shit, little bitch!!
Pens beat the Flyers after 6 rounds of shoot out play in overtime, 5-4. (I was asleep, I admit with some shame)

Quote of the Day

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.

-Scottish Proverb

This Can't be Real

Especially after I blogged about treating terrorists like gang members! Someone enlighten me because I just don't get it.

Maybe they're all fans of the Hot Chicks with Douchebags website like I am? Because those gang hand signs by a white guy are one of the hallmarks of tooldom.

Watchmen! Watchmen! Watchmen!

The new trailer drops today and if you go see Quantum of Solace, it will probably show before the movie. But here it is, I've watched it 4 times already. The hair stood up on my arms and the back of my neck got all tingly. But that might have been the nipple clamps I was wearing while I was watching it. Don't judge!

Vicktory Dogs Wine

A series of 22 labels have been created, each depicting one of the dogs rescued from Michael Vick. A percentage of the proceeds will go to Best Friends Animal Sanctuary where the dogs are being rehabilitated.

That's what I'll tell myself next time I polish a bottle off in record time! I'm doing it for the dogs!!

Chris Elliot's Daughter to Join SNL

Abby Elliot trained with the Upright Citizen's Brigade and will be joined by Michaela Watkins who trained with the Groundlings troupe. Not surprising that it's going to take TWO women to replace the great Amy Poehler. The surprising thing is that Chris Elliot has a daughter old enough to join the cast of SNL. Now I feel ancient.
Watch the Lazy Sunday clip above. It made me feel better. Then make me some cupcakes, bitch!

Treat Terrorists Like Gang Members

I love this idea because it makes so much sense! I can't articulate the idea any better so click on the link to read.

http://www.wired.com/print/politics/security/commentary/securitymatters/2008/10/securitymatters_1002

Prince Charles is 60 Today

See that look on his face? That is the grimace of a man who knows that he'll never be king unless he commits matricide.

He made some beautiful boys though, didn't he. Mmmmmm, princes. They're the only reason I'm posting old man Chuck's birthday. Otherwise it would have been Maclean Stevenson.

What I Want for Christmas

This isn't my not-so-subtle hint for anyone to buy me anything this year, I swear. I just have a thing for classic toys that I played with when I was growing up.

Loved, loved, loved Colorforms, especially my Barbie ones. It was a bitch trying to keep carpet fuzz off of them, and you'd always lose something small, like a shoe or purse, but they were still great. Or your brother would write obnoxious things on them and laugh at you while you cried. At which point you'd wish he was dead and even fantasize about the many ways you could pull it off, glue in his Spaghettios, dropping dad's air compressor on him from the roof, or maybe he'd just get lost in the woods one day and a band of gypsies would kidnap him ......oops, where was I?

UPDATE: I found them on Ebay for 20 dollars, the exact barbie ones I had as a kid. I love the internet. *sigh*

No More Girl Parts

We have to go pick the puppy up now because she got fixed today. She's the baby so I'm a little freaked that she will look up at me and think, "You bitch! Why?! What did I ever do to you?! I would've stopped chasing squirrels eventually, and don't I hug and kiss you a lot?!"

This will be fun. We tried putting a lampshade on her to prepare her for the inevitable and she tore it off WITH HER COLLAR in 30 SECONDS FLAT! We are screwed.

This Guy Should be on Obama's Homeland Security Team

Do you think that you are safe flying? All the rules that have been put into place to stop terrorists work, right? WRONG!! Read these articles, I can't beleive Bruce Schneier had the guts to do this and got away with it, truly scary.

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/10/me_helping_evad.html

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/10/kip_hawley_resp.html

Chinese Hack U.S. Computers

Just found this article on how the Chinese have found a way to hack into our government computers. They could have just called me. I'll tell them what I ordered last week from the Golden Dragon and how they can improve take-out. Happy Endings instead of fortune cookies! Sheesh. Idiots.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/2931c542-ac35-11dd-bf71-000077b07658.html?nclick_check=1

Cliff Lee Wins the AL Cy Young Award

And he was in the minors last year! What a turnaround for the Cleveland Indians' lefty who finished the season with a 22-3 record and a 2.54 ERA. Congrats and well deserved.

Gerald Butler is 39 Today

Which means he's too old for me. A girl's gotta have standards.

I lie, he's hot. You're welcome.

Best Way to Start Your Morning

The Discovery channel has a show called Sunrise Earth and it is gorgeous, especially if you have HDTV. Here's the website, you can send in your own photos.

Totally Maxfield Parrish, by the way.

http://dhd.discovery.com/convergence/sunriseearth/sunriseearth.html

Just a Rant

We have all these teen shows that revolve around rich kids and their pseudo adult lifestyles that may be fun to watch and great escapism, but where is the reality? Real kids with sucky lives whose parents aren't making ends meet, how about the escapism these kids resort to and how it can sometimes turn their lives around? There would still be plenty of drama, how could there not be. Now that is a show I would watch.

New Hope

Bone marrow transplants could cure AIDS? I don't want to get my hopes up but read this article and judge for yourself. If only this could have come sooner.

http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/E/EU_MED_AIDS_TREATMENT?SITE=WIRE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-11-12-15-18-49

Nets are Doing the Right Thing

The New Jersey Nets are giving away free ticket to the unemployed and if you send in a resume they will try to hook you up with one of their 400 sponsers. All of sports should be doing this right now. I'm a Cavs fan and I hope they follow suit since Northeast Ohio is doing so badly right now. It's the least they can do considering how much money they take in.

Didn't know JayZ had it in him. Ticket sales must be horrible.

Olberman on Proposition 8

Thanks to Billy. Let them have it tomorrow night.

Are Stoners Writing Everything Now?

So Wrong it's Right

Doggone It, People Like Him!

We still haven't found out who won the Senate race in Minnesota between Al Franken and Sen. Norm Coleman. There is a recount going on and a judge just ruled that Coleman couldn't block the count of 32 absentee votes from a heavily Democratic county (32, people, 32!). This is going to be close.

If you can't stand the suspense, watch some old Stewart Smalley on SNL or read Franken's "Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them." HIGHLY entertaining, I promise.