Baby Vader

We have a winner for cutest Super Bowl commercial, courtesy of VW.

TGIF With A Lesson In Manners From Chloe

Ah, yes. Manners. mine are impeccable. I keep my elbows off the table, ask permission from management before shtupping Mr. McSlore in local pub bathrooms, and use only the finest lace hankies to wipe any spooge spittle ever so delicately from my chin. I have STANDARDS.

And since I do have such an impeccable sense of decorum, I saved the nude picture of Ricky Martin for after the jump.

Begging For Attention

Who is getting blotto and putting the video on Youtube? Why, it's the daughter of Mensa couple Frank and Slurry McFuzzybrains, Raquel! This is what you get when you are raised with really high expectations and a zero tolerance policy for drinking in bowling alleys in Orange County. A stand-up HO.

The Ballad of Kris Letang

As you all know, i have a soft spot for hockey, and hockey players in particular. I also have a huge soft spot for the Penguins' Kris Letang, not least because he looks a bit like Mr. McSlore. Little nose, pretty lips, soft hazel eyes, will break your bones if you let him. 

Let's look at some eye candy, mkay?

Pawn Preacher Got Surgery

And he's still fug as shit! Here he is before, now try not to puke-

Click on the link to see the after shots. IF YOU DARE

http://thedirty.com/2011/01/here-are-pictures-of-jim-bellino-after-the-chin-implant-and-neck-lip/

A Face For Freedom

Every person on this planet deserves a voice and a chance for democracy. I really hope this works for them. It would be amazing to have a fully democratic nation in the Middle East. Imagine if this were you. Instead of taking your freedom for granted, you just hope that you might see it in your lifetime.