Nice Editing

thanks, baby.

This Is What Happens When You Abuse An Animal Ten Times Your SIze

If You're Not In Love

Once is usually enough.

Stephen and Al vs. Stephen and Al

Formidable Opponent - Global Warming With Al Gore

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I would Not Want To Be That Toilet

Slideshow of One Of My Favorite Artists

Derek Hess.
Time to get those posters out of the attic, dontcha think, baby?

If It SMELLED Like Bacon, Then I Might Like It

Enjoli still smells like something a truck stop hooker would spray on to try to cover up her cigarette and meth B.O. before she goes down on Jeb in the cab of his Utility big rig. The only difference is that now instead of buying it from the perfume counter at Higbee's, you can get it in finer drugstores all across the country, as it should have been from the very beginning.

Forbidden Love

Cat falls for Chihuahua. Chihuahua does not return the favor. Date rape ensues. Struggle is one sided. Restraining orders are procurred.
This is some PePe Le Pew shit. Poor puppy.

The Droid Drops Tomorrow

My boyfriend is already in love, and he hasn't even met her yet.
It's the new Motorola phone, for you non-geeks out there who haven't already jizzed in their pants a million times over it. There are fewer apps than the iphone but everything else it has is cheaper and updated with all the latest google jazziness.
And if you guessed that I do not speek geek, you would be correct. When he gets home I'll ask him to help explain this thing so I don't sound like a beauty pageant contestant.

The Next Time That Stinky Homeless Guy Asks You For Money

Give him one of these.

Michael Musto As Palin On Countdown, You Betcha!

Not as funny as Tina Fey but still way more charisma and inner beauty than the real thing.

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Too Big To Melt With A Lighter

Great costume idea.

Rhianna On Good Morning America

The full interview will air tomorrow but I'm glad that she finally spoke out about it. I'm also glad to hear that she realized that going back to him was not the right thing to do. She even says that she was embarrassed by the fact that this type of guy was someone that she fell in love with. Seems like she's been in therapy. How much you wanna bet that Jay-Z had a hand in that? Thank God for good mentoring.

Scientology Explained

A simple slideshow explains what loonies like Tom Cruise and Kirstie Allie believe, but is it really any worse than anything else? They all get to enjoy tax free status, unlike you and me. I need to create one of these religion thingymajiggies, stat.

http://historyofscientology.ytmnd.com/

I've Been There

28 Drinks Later - watch more funny videos

But now I limit myself to 27. It's called maturity.