A Feat That Will Never Be Repeated

And probably shouldn't be, but is it really any worse than steroids?

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Sarah Palin's Book Is Out

Snore.


And if you are like me, you don't want to read it except for the good parts. Azaria over at Jezebel has done just that. She's correlated the bits where Palin blames her failure on other people and says Katie Couric is suffering from "low self esteem."
She also blames Nicole Wallace, a campaign aid, for everything from her bad interviews to the corns she got from walking to podiums.
Okay, I made that last part up, but read the article and watch the video of Nicole on Rachel Maddow's show.
http://gawker.com/5407214/palins-campaign-chaperone-eviscerates-her-for-lying-in-book?skyline=true&s=x

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Here's another site with a scathing review and an excerpt:

http://www.ginandtacos.com/2009/11/17/going-rogue/

If you are in a hurry, here is the succinct version of this review: Going Rogue is shit. It is groundbreaking in its banality and disregard for facts. If you are sentient, it will pain you to read it. Imagine watching your parents 69 one another while John Madden sits behind you and bellows out color commentary and you will have some idea of how excruciating and profoundly scarring it is to plow through each page of this wholly fictional monument to self-aggrandized mediocrity. Going Rogue is to the art of writing what the Holocaust is to the concept of a just God – the piece of disconfirming evidence so overwhelming that we are left questioning whether it can exist at all.

Why Carrie PreJean Won't Drink Milk

More Evil From The House-Hoes

I haven't been blogging lately because I had houseguests for the weekend and then I had to recap those harpies in Orange County again.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/real-housewives-of-orange-county/real-housewives-22-11067.php

Hysterical

Poor Jon Stewart. He makes himself watch Fox news in order to catch Hannity's apology for the old crowd footage he used to make it seem like the anti healthcare demonstrations in Washington had a bigger turnout than it really did.
I almost peed mt pants laughing.
Sean Hannity Apologizes to Jon

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Is This For Real?

MTV has a new show on it's lineup starting December 3rd called 'Jersey Shore.' It stars a bunch of kids in their 20s living in a shore house together a la Real World. They are basically douchebags but the producers call them guidos, like it makes it better. Even the girls on this show are vile so it should be fantastic. Can't wait! It's like an early Christmas present from DB1!

Maruuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!

I love this cat.

Hold Everything

If you haven't crank called someone you are either Amish with no access to a phone or a damn liar.
I'd share my stories if I could. The only problem is that I would end up with some serious lawsuits on my hands and it is really hard to explain to people why it was a good idea to get someone so confused and hoodwinked that the local looney bin started to look like a good idea. A REALLY good idea if you get my drift. Yes, I got someone sent to a mental hospital. What?! Don't judge. She came from there in the first place! It's not like it was something new for her. Hell, she probably missed the applesauce and creamed corn, not to mention the fabulous Xanax.
Fine downers do not grow on trees, people. You have to earn them.

Real Housewives Recap

Better late than never, right?
Some of you may not know that I do recaps for TVgasm. After the debacles of Megan Wants a Millionaire and the borefest of My Antonio, Flipit has given me a show that I can really sink my teeth into.
To read the reaming click here:

http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/real-housewives-of-orange-county/real-housewives-21-11011.php?page=1

Nice Editing

thanks, baby.

This Is What Happens When You Abuse An Animal Ten Times Your SIze

If You're Not In Love

Once is usually enough.

Stephen and Al vs. Stephen and Al

Formidable Opponent - Global Warming With Al Gore

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I would Not Want To Be That Toilet

Slideshow of One Of My Favorite Artists

Derek Hess.
Time to get those posters out of the attic, dontcha think, baby?