Friday, May 29, 2009
I found this online this morning and had to post it.
Good God. No wonder he had all those royal Russian women under his spell! He was hung like a freaking whale! If I dated some guy and that thing flopped out of his pants I'd run away screaming................unlike some queens I know.
If you are ever in St. Petersburgh, Russia you can see it for yourself at The Museum of Erotica. Take smelling salts.
I'm so jealous. The hottest redhead alive will be traipsing around the city spreading his hotness far and wide, leaving a trail of broken hearts behind him. Don't lie. You would totally do him. Who wouldn't? Plus, he likes to party so there's a good chance that he'll be going out tonight and not just doing official appearances.
He will definitely be at the World Trade Center site today if you want to catch a glimpse.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
This is all kinds of messed up. Do the owners of these cats think that doing this makes them look cool? At first I didn't think that it was real, but if you google 'tattoo cat' you won't just find people with Garfield tattoos. I was going to say how about I knock these cat owners out and tattoo them with whatever I feel like, but they would probably enjoy it. I'm surprised it's legal and Peta is going to have a field day with this. Unfortunately for them, this happens mostly in Russia.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
For the three of you who haven't seen it yet.
Here's hoping they figure out another way to beat the Magic or this season will go down in history as one of the biggest disappointments in Cleveland sports, and that is saying A LOT!
Thierry Mugler is combining 23 scents with 6 second musical accompaniments at the Peter B. Lewis Theater at the Guggenheim starting May 31st. A scent organ designed by Flakt Woods will release dry perfume through little microphones that are attatched to each chair. I think that it's freaking sold out but if any of you get a chance to go, please email me.
An Ed Hardy sample clearance sale means that the world may soon be in need of a new douchewear designer or better yet, the iminent demise of the douche altogether. A girl can hope.