Rasputin's Penis

I found this online this morning and had to post it.

Good God. No wonder he had all those royal Russian women under his spell! He was hung like a freaking whale! If I dated some guy and that thing flopped out of his pants I'd run away screaming................unlike some queens I know.

If you are ever in St. Petersburgh, Russia you can see it for yourself at The Museum of Erotica. Take smelling salts.

Prince Harry Is Coming To NYC

I'm so jealous. The hottest redhead alive will be traipsing around the city spreading his hotness far and wide, leaving a trail of broken hearts behind him. Don't lie. You would totally do him. Who wouldn't? Plus, he likes to party so there's a good chance that he'll be going out tonight and not just doing official appearances.

He will definitely be at the World Trade Center site today if you want to catch a glimpse.

Hairless Biker Kitties

This is all kinds of messed up. Do the owners of these cats think that doing this makes them look cool? At first I didn't think that it was real, but if you google 'tattoo cat' you won't just find people with Garfield tattoos. I was going to say how about I knock these cat owners out and tattoo them with whatever I feel like, but they would probably enjoy it. I'm surprised it's legal and Peta is going to have a field day with this. Unfortunately for them, this happens mostly in Russia.

Pens Have A Date With Lord Stanley

The Penguins beat the Hurricanes 4-1 inn game four and are headed to their second straight appearance in the Stanley Cup finals. I'm spent. Let's go Pens!

Oooooo Swish!

1930s fashion designers predict women's clothing in the year 2000. Love the cantilevered heels.

Lebron Three Pointer Buzzer Beater

For the three of you who haven't seen it yet.

Here's hoping they figure out another way to beat the Magic or this season will go down in history as one of the biggest disappointments in Cleveland sports, and that is saying A LOT!

Scent Opera

Thierry Mugler is combining 23 scents with 6 second musical accompaniments at the Peter B. Lewis Theater at the Guggenheim starting May 31st. A scent organ designed by Flakt Woods will release dry perfume through little microphones that are attatched to each chair. I think that it's freaking sold out but if any of you get a chance to go, please email me.

Beer Holster

Bonnaroo is right around the corner and my birthday is August 27th. Just sayin.'

Stampede of Manscaped Fauxhawked Guylinered Bad Tattoed Masses Expected

An Ed Hardy sample clearance sale means that the world may soon be in need of a new douchewear designer or better yet, the iminent demise of the douche altogether. A girl can hope.

Jesus In A Dog's Tushie

look real close.......can you see it?

Someone tell me, what kind of freak stares at his dog's asshole so long he starts to see Jesus? Bestiality, anyone?

Thanks, Jill.