FYI

It's the weekend. Make him proud.

OH MY GOD

I blew my wad!
Did you watch? Were you completely and utterly mesmerized? My TV has been waiting for this for months now and it was not disappointed. The sheer wealth of Beverly Hills is going to have everyone on every other franchise frantically scrambling to keep up! And those shimmery intros, I think I died and woke up on Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter etc.'s chaise lounge. And Jean Harlow is bartending while gay houseboys rub my shoulders and George Hamilton throws diamonds at my crotch. 
Did I say how much I like it? Just checking.


recap to follow. I just had to get that out of my system. whew!

Socialite Sociopaths

I finally went to Hulu at 3 a.m. and watched the finale of The Real Housewives of DC. Wow. I thought that New Jersey was treading into dark and nasty territory but this one takes the cake! It didn't help at all that it was filmed during some of the blackest, shortest days of the year and they threw up black screens with a dated timeline like it was a freaking episode of Law & Order. All that was missing was that weird metal door slam sound effect.

On this day a demon finally got his wings.

For The Girl Who Has Everything

Christmas is coming, sooner than you think, and you know I love my joorey!
Anyhoo, after a long weekend in Chicago, full of emotion and foodie heaven, I am back. I will be posting an Atlanta recap later today but it will be shorter than last week because I have to save up some snark for the Beverly Hills bitches. Besides, Atlanta is getting pretty predictable- confrontations, phony homes, break-down of marriages and terrible parenting. It's like the Truman Show of Divorcees at this point. By the way, did Sheree ever get that 7 figure settlement that she said was her due? Probably not. As for NeNe and Greg and their marital woes, she'll be lucky to get 7 cents and a drawing of a stick figure from young Bryson. Oh well, she's got a new nose!


Image from WOW Report. They find the greatest stuff over there.