Happy International Bacon Day!

Do not try this at home, kids.

Tom Ford Loves Tom Ford

This has been popping up on the internet today, with loads of people making fun of him, his accent, his self absorption. Well, I think it's great. I love his face and his style. I guess haters gonna hate. 


Jealous bitches. Who among you would not get on that if the opportunity arose? PLEASE.

I, Me, Tom Ford. I from Steamy Window Productions on Vimeo.

Madonna's Hungarian Interview Retranslated

By French & Saunders! It's a good laugh on a gloomy day.

Found at Wow Report. They always unearth the best stuff.

THIS Freak

Oh, Big Ang. You look like a low rent transsexual Staten Island fortune teller and you sound like every guy at the VA Hall that coughs up a lung when he goes out to smoke. I bet you spit in gravel parking lots, too.

Starting Things Off Right

This orchid is a stud. It just started opening this morning and this is the second time it's re-bloomed, two new stalks each time. Here's a picture from last February-

If you have any that aren't doing well, just send them to me. For some reason, they like it around here. They must be metal and trip hop fans.