Monday, March 29, 2010

Alabama Famewhoring, Woo Hoo

This woman is insane. She is known for nothing, she makes hideous hats and runs around with her own Asian paparrazi. If Michael K hadn't made a star(?) out of her, James St James would have never spent the day with her. Still, I love that she sleeps with a gun under her pillow and calls Prince von Asshat a bitch. Someone needs to write a movie for her, something a little Shakes the Clown would be awesome. It would be a chronicle of the international supermodels retarded exploits, throw some espionage in there and call it Fire In The Hole.