Thank God For Cages

We went to the San Diego Zoo while we were on the west coast and came upon a startling and riveting scene. Right in front of the Mountain Lion's cage was a large group of 20-30 people. The Lion was going crazy, stalking and hissing. We ran up there with the video camera to find the big cat mesmerized by a pregnant woman in a wheelchair. So, basically the poor lady was doubly vulnerable and the Lion knew it. She wanted some people veal, as George put it. 



And yeah, that's my voice at the beginning begging the pregnant girl not to go. You'd do the same, please!
Here's some extra HD footage as the pregnant woman gets wheeled away-

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Cheap Tricks

I think I've had it with this show. My attention wanders and I keep waiting for the big Jeana show-down with Tamra that never comes. And I keep waiting. And waiting. Meanwhile, I have to watch Jimbo and Slade be pieces of shit. This is entertainment? For who, assholes and the ignoramuses that love them? Ugh. So, on to one long infomercial YET AGAIN.

You Thought She Was A Moron Before..

Just wait until you watch this.

Okay. Who is going to take one for the team and try this? I would but vodka doesn't last that long in my house.


 JC? Skatt? NO? Let's get a troll to do it. They'll do anything.

One Step Closer To Ruling The World

For Chemgal, of course!

With Heavy heart, I Regret To Inform You

That Russy and Stretch have split up. And I had such high hopes for their sexy love, sigh. Thanks to tnbelle for the head's up!
US Weekly linkypoo.

Caption The Housewife, Who Is Better Upholstered? Edition

Nice bridesmaid shoes, you two.

Real housewives of New York City Recap, Where There's Smoke, There's A Liar

Vacation has put me a bit behind on things, so let's get right to it this week. Everyone is doing the same old-same old so that shouldn't be too hard. We have more back stabbing stupidity on the part of LuLu and more lying on the part of Sid. Does that hideous chick have any redeeming qualities? Oh, right. She's handy with a glue gun.

But just a so-so female impersonator..

Chloe's Back!

I want to sit inside a dying tree and discuss schadenfreude with you all!

By the way, I just read on Reddit that the opposite of schadenfreude is mudita. The word means sympathetic joy in Buddhism, something I rarely feel these days. Sad!

The Summer of Trash

Let's see. The New Jersey Ho-Down starts next week, those other Jersey Shore bores will be in Italy, Audrina continues to be a mess, and there are new 16 & Pregnant and Celebrity Rehab seasons to get riled up over. In light of all that, 'Ice Loves Coco' might be the classiest of them all. What a weird world we live in.

If you want a break from the trash, there's always Deadliest Catch and porn!

But... Where Will I Put The Bottle?

My birthday is in August, but I accept Flag Day gifts and Memorial Day stocking stuffers.

Caption The Housewife, Little People, Big Turd Edition

Here's Tammy Sue Bob hob-nobbing with her people, Mexican chicken wrestlers, wee men and Ponch at a Cinco de Mayo party last week. Who won't she do a photo op with?

Happy Mothers Day

Things will be back to normal around here shortly. In the meantime, I hope your kids treat you well and your mothers don't embarrass you too badly or drown you in any pools. XOXO