Saturday, February 26, 2011

Caption The Housewife, Baby Rapey Eyes Edition

Okay, you'd think Tamra would have looked better 20 years ago, but no, and what's that I see? A blonde mustache? EEK!

Watch The Last Space Shuttle Launch

What makes this even cooler is that a guy took the video from a plane. 

Joey The Junior Reporter

Watch a five year old interview members of the Chicago Blackhawks. Extreme cuteness ensues.

Real Housewives Of late Night

Since we have to wait two more freaking months for New York, here's a little silliness to tide us over. By the way, I seriously gagged when Yvonne ate the butter. Yikes!

Matchstick Minas Tirith

Time to get out more.

Goofy Straight Boys Doing The Gayest Thing Ever

And that's why I LOVE this.

A bunch of guys from the Princeton swim team got together and lip synch'd to Katie Perry for a friend/teammate who's sick. It's awesome, and how much would you cry if your friends did this for you? I'm not ashamed to say that I'd be a big old puddle on the the floor.

And Oh My Gawd, the shower scene!

Friday, February 25, 2011

I Wish You All A Good Weekend

What will YOU be doing? I will be staving off the cold and wondering why people can't drive in snow. Especially since it's almost Spring. Shouldn't you have gotten over the fear of slush back in December, Mr. Retard that almost killed me today? I'd move, but I doubt that I'd ever find a city that's more in tune with my aesthetic. Just look at the painting above. It's from the Slore wing of the Cleveland Museum of Art.

I'm drunk already. GO ME!

TGIF, It's Almost Time For The Oscars

Will you be watching? Honestly, why bother. Unless you're in a betting pool there's really no reason to, except......EXCEPT, Cameel will be working Showbiz Today's red carpet coverage a mere two days after Kelsey's marriage to his new physical-enhancements-to-be-announced, younger and British-er stewardess child bride. If Cameel doesn't make a couple drag jokes at his expense or say something really inappropriate about sharing diapers with her ex, I WILL BE SHOCKED.

Now someone get out there and find me some flash-tortured emu. I have people to impress!
...and by people, I mean dogs.

Hold My Ball Sack

The Beekman Model Walk

I dare everyone to do this at least once today.

That's More Than A Crock-full of Botox

Yeah, I have to agree. Nose job for sure and she already admitted that she had a lip implant removed. She still looks a million times better than half those Miami trollops, but still. She was cute and normal looking before. Now she's a bit of a fem-bot. 

I'm not sure if I will ever have any surgery. Probably not. I live in a city with seasons so I don't have the terrible sun damage these women have. But I gotta say, sometimes I wake up after a night where I drank a (5) glass of wine too many and boy oh boy, would I like to fix those puffy eye bags. Not to mention the wine belly. But where will I balance the wine while I'm watching TV?

Source- Star Magazine

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Real Housewives of Miami Recap: You're Not Worthy

What do you do when you have one of the most popular reality franchises in cable history? Do you coddle it, care for it, do whatever is in your power to cherish and protect it? Why, no! You ruin it by hiring a bunch of morons who wouldn't get hired to act in a third tier Telenovella!

We have a rootin' tootin' gal from Texas who sounds like a cross between Little Edie and Christy Cummings, a CUTE basketball wife, a quartet of Latina Spitfires, correction: Spitsputterers, and one crazy old bitch that I could watch all day, only I'm afraid I'll go blind.

On to this abortion, something I know plenty about.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Real Housewives of Miami: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

This may be the worst incarnation of the franchise yet. Thankfully, it's a short season so we don't have to put up with it for too long, and I must ask, is Bravo deliberately trying to jump the shark? It's like they aren't even trying anymore. Sheesh. 

The good news? It's only ten bucks for the whole season on iTunes. Recap to follow.