Friday, July 31, 2009

Photoshop Fatties

This was created as part of a promotion for Sony Playstation. I don't care, it's freaking hilarious but can they make Kirstie skinny? How about Rosie, or Roseanne?

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Once More, With Feeling

It's the last Daisy recap. I hope that God forgives me.

You Have Every Right To Be Bitter

But you kinda signed up for it, didn't you? Anyway, you're wrong. I'm at the golf course.

A Five Year Old's Got The Blues

I about died laughing when he said he shot a man in Reno just to see him die.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Who's The Furry?

It's Johnny Depp at ComicCon in San Diego!

Why, Johnny, why? I'm hoping that he thought it would be a hilarious way to avoid getting mobbed by crazed fans. In which case it's pure genius because most furries are tragically ugly and unfuckable and Mr. Depp most certainly is NOT. I'd do him in the squirrel costume anyway, but I'd have to see his face first. Oh, never mind, that's just gross.

By the way, does anyone know where I can find the old MTV documentary on a furry convention? My boyfriend says that it's creepily entertaining. Also, after watching it he realized why a couple of the guys he worked with were so strange and had animal-ish names that corresponded to the plushies in their computers. And yes, they were uber-ugly geeks.