Saturday, May 7, 2011

Caption The Housewife, A Woman Scorned Edition

By now you know that Brandi Glanville, the woman who was dumped for Leann Rimes, is going to be the newest housewife from Beverly Hills, obviously because SIX wasn't quite enough. Why do we need seven women? New Jersey only needs five, and DC only had four, if you don't count the orange scarecrow.

 At any rate, I know nothing about her other than she hung out with Cedric for a hot minute so people would notice her. Sounds like another winner, folks!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Caption The Housewife, TMEYEbleed Edition

Once again, Retchin' makes an outstandingly goofy face while describing Eddie and Tammy Sue Bob's lip locking. I forgot to use it yesterday, so you get to caption it. You better bring value to her life!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Real Housewives of Orange County Recap: Cowardly Lyin'

The housewives sure can throw a dinner party, can't they? They eat, chat and respect each other about as well as The Huns respected enemy women. Yes, I just compared the gals to rapist barbarians, and why not? They rape my ears and eyes with their stupidity every damn week!

Flying Over Aspen

It was so beautiful, except for that plane that passed right below us over Arizona. I could have done without that, especially the day after Bin Laden was killed. 

Mullet On A Plane

This was a pretty epic mullet. It was curly, the chick was burly and it hung halfway down her back. She looked a bit like Marge the truck driver and I did not have the nerve to take a picture when she got up. She was built like Terry Bradshaw, yikes!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Best of Wipeout 4, Winter Shows No Mercy!

If you don't cough up a lung laughing at this shit, you are un-American!

Girls Kick Ass Too, Muthafuckas

This is from 2009. Where is this girl now? I hope she is wailing with her own band and signed to a major label. And I hope that guys are blowing HER.

Caption The Housewife, Accordion Belly Edition

It kinda looks like a stack of pancakes. Yum, pancakes.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Yet Another Dinner Party From Hell

Oooo. That looks like fun!

And will someone teach Tammy Sue Bob how to walk in heels?

Pretty Hurts

Logo has a new reality show that chronicles the life and times of a dude with a needle fetish. Not for the squeamish, trust me. Featured in the first episode are Jeana and Kara, both of whom act like they're real pros at injectibles.

Gay Video & Lesbian Movies - Logo: Fierce TV
Series starts Saturday May 7th at 8p.m. EST. 
Thanks for the head's up, True Life Diva!

Cleveland Sign

The neighbour of the beast.

Courtesy of Mr. McSlore, a huge Iron Maiden fan.