Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, Who's The Vilest One Of All?

Whose voice shrinks men's balls up into their body cavities? Who makes sweeping generalizations of all men, including gay ones? Who miraculously still has a job yet has never been successful at it? Who tells women to amp up the titties while dumbing themselves down, all for the right RICH guy, of course?


Why, it's Batty Canker, of course!

Thank you, thank you to the geniuses over at Vulture. Their NY magazine recaps and TV reporting are my favorites by far.

What It's Like To Be The Puck

Just don't get too drunk first!

RIP Patrice O'Neal

One of the truly great comics of our time is gone. He died of complications following the stroke he suffered in October. He will be missed.


Here's his best bit. If you know of any others, please share the links.

Ridickulous Seems Like A Cool Guy

If you watched The Real Housewives of Atlanta, you know that I referring to the stripper that is so big that he can fellate himself. Is that a word, fellate? Anyway, he can suck his own dick. 


I just love how NeNe acts like she's a lady when she sees him. Puh-lease! You know she only acted disgusted because she didn't think of it first. What a nasty old bitter bitch she has become. I have never seen a glummer cunt.


And since you are all wondering.....Ridickulous naked after the jump! Proceed with caution.