Saturday, May 23, 2009

Giant Chipmunks Are Taking Over The World

I've been spending way too much time at Cute Overload again.

Look At That Butt

So cute it hurts. I assume that this is one of those bulldog/pug mixes that are so damn adorable. They had one at the local pet shop for $2,500. Ha! I'll stick with my mutts.

Another Loser Leaves Daisy

That's right, folks. It's the 4th episode in PBS's epic series on dating, Daisy of Love. Once again, a douchebag leaves of his own accord and poor Daisy cries a river of mascara down her butchered face and into her enhanced cleavage. It was drama on a scale unseen since Gone With the Wind.

Who am I kidding, it's total trash. Here's the link to my latest recap:

Friday, May 22, 2009

Tiny Art Director

A dinosaur at a bar.

An airplane made of poo.
This website is run by a four year old dinosaur obsessed little girl who makes her artist Daddy draw whatever strikes her fancy. The pictures and commentary are really cute, so check it out:

Monday, May 18, 2009

Like Mother, Like Daughter

I can't get over how alike these two are. Same size, same face, same white skin and oh yeah, the crazy cat lady clothes. Do you think that they have a rivalry going with how many different patterns they can include in their outfits every day? And is some of that stuff just safety pinned on? They look like they're auditioning for the remake of Hocus Pocus.

I know I'm being mean but I also kind of love them. They are a breath of fresh air with all these botoxed inflateable dolls running around Hollywood in their Leger dresses and Leboutins. I would totally stop at their house for Halloween candy.

Did Karl Lagerfeld Invent This?

We know from his advice columns that he thinks that the western world is too fat but this is just too evil. Even for him. I give it two days before that bench is vandalized by a chick on a sugar crash. And I hope she films it.

I Can't Read My Computer Screen In The Sunshine

That is why I haven't been posting as much lately. Expect a pretty sporadic summer from me as we will be traveling a lot and golfing and seeing as many friends as possible. I love you guys but you live too far away! So don't yell at me.

Keepin' it Klassy, Part VIII

Our Pammy was at it again at an AIDS charity extravaganza in Europe this weekend. It looks like the event was a circus or something because why else is that guy in the last photo dressed up like a ring leader or master of ceremonies? Can you imagine what it's like to be in Pammy's shoes? Like living in a coke and champagne fueled Fellini movie, only with more STDs.

Rummy Gif

Love this.

Hate him.

Thanks, baby.

I Wish You Could Buy Italian Vogue Here

But I'm not sure where I'd have to go to find it. Plus, it costs like a hundred bucks and I simply cannot justify spending that amount of money on paper. There are some gorgeous pictures of this Finnish model, Suvi in the latest issue. That's her, above. Fabulous.

Anna Wintour on 60 Minutes

Nuclear Wintour was interviewed by Morley Safer on last night's show and he calls her a bitch about a million times and she never flinches. Her contract at Vogue is up for renogotiation soon and I get the sense that going on this news magazine TV show is meant to boost her popularity and help her with her new contract as editor in chief.
By the way, she can make or break people on a whim. Should anyone possess that amount of power in a world as subjective as fashion?

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