It's election time, and if you're like me you've been getting a ton of robo-calls at your home. Yesterday was a canned Bill Clinton reminding me to vote early because, "there's a lot riding on it."
Don't worry, I'm not going to make a bad joke. Not this time anyway.
I vote by mail and we mailed them in over a week ago, so it's even more annoying than usual. If I tell one of you people that I already sent my ballot out, will you leave me alone? Clearly not. Here's a tip, though, for those of you who still have home phones. When you pick up the receiver and hear that canned message start up, dial star, pound, and the number zero. Or throw the phone and break it. I hear that works too.