Sunday, October 24, 2010

How Do I Say This Delicately

PMS SUCKS.


Add to that the fact that every muscle in my waistline hurts because I tried to demolish several golf balls yesterday. I need to do yoga again. 
Big dummy.
The good news? The dogs slept through the night. The bad news? I still woke up with a uterus.


And how do I get this gif to work? Joe? Anyone? pfft. 

3 comments:

shanti said...

Maybe your uterus is a uncooked Jew-dice.

Prodigal Cheez said...

My uterus is giant bag of expired eggs. I'd like to hurl the fucking thing at a pile of obnoxious teenagers on Halloween. Maybe light it on fire for a little extra "pop".

I'm still a big fan of my vag though, I'm planning on bedazzling that, and maybe get a scratch and sniff tattoo.

And shut up bitches, it's going to be BACON.

twunty mcslore said...

You mean there's a monkey in my belly and it smells like bacon??? I guess I'll just kill it and eat it.

Will the clinic do that if I ask real nice?