Caption The Housewife, Don't Choke On Your Communion Wafers Edition
Mallard Mouth has a line of couture *choke* dresses coming out in January, exclusively for Fredericks of Hollywood! Look how busy that fabric is, perfect for hiding the epic jizz of your loan shark husband!
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JESUS WEPT.
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skatt
PROSTATOOSHUN WHO-AH!
Even they need dresses, right?
puta fiestawear
God, it kills me to admit that she looks freakin good. If I had her body, I would be doing my grocery shopping in a lot less than what she had on!
HAHAHAHA!!!!! @skatt - you make me weep at least twice a week because you're so goddamn funny. I adore you.
@chem I think she looks top heavy and disproportionate in most of what she wears, especially from the front. And you look like the Ivory girl so shut up!! LOl ;)
I think her line should be called: WWJD by Mattel™
Puta fiestawear? LOL. I think of have some wrapped in newspaper. My nona was into that shit in the 50s.
"Puta Fiestawear" is the BEST!!
It looks like some Mold-like vine intertwining through the staircase, which is probably in part what they were going for.
Does anybody know if they were filming the show when Parents of the Decade let the Baby Stroller "roll" into the swimming pool?
So, soooo many questions......
Skatt
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