Friday, November 5, 2010

Caption The Housewife, Don't Choke On Your Communion Wafers Edition

Mallard Mouth has a line of couture *choke* dresses coming out in January, exclusively for Fredericks of Hollywood! Look how busy that fabric is, perfect for hiding the epic jizz of your loan shark husband!

10 comments:

sheesh said...

Twunty.
I am staring at this agog..AGOG I tell ya.

I can't think of a caption because I am too busy shaking my head and sighing in disbelief.

I would laugh my ass of if she had a lot of sales with this shit. Sheree would piss herself.

Anonymous said...

JESUS WEPT.


L,
skatt

twunty mcslore said...

Couture, she is calling it COUTURE! Who is hand sewing this shit, Mexican prostitutes?

(no offense to Mexican whores. I am sure their outfits are way nicer and whatnot)

shanti said...

PROSTATOOSHUN WHO-AH!

twunty mcslore said...

Even they need dresses, right?

PottyMouth said...

puta fiestawear

chemgal said...

God, it kills me to admit that she looks freakin good. If I had her body, I would be doing my grocery shopping in a lot less than what she had on!

Prodigal Cheez said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!! @skatt - you make me weep at least twice a week because you're so goddamn funny. I adore you.

@chem I think she looks top heavy and disproportionate in most of what she wears, especially from the front. And you look like the Ivory girl so shut up!! LOl ;)

I think her line should be called: WWJD by Mattel™

twunty mcslore said...

Puta fiestawear? LOL. I think of have some wrapped in newspaper. My nona was into that shit in the 50s.

Anonymous said...

"Puta Fiestawear" is the BEST!!

It looks like some Mold-like vine intertwining through the staircase, which is probably in part what they were going for.

Does anybody know if they were filming the show when Parents of the Decade let the Baby Stroller "roll" into the swimming pool?

So, soooo many questions......

Skatt