Trekkies are reaching higher and higher heights of ridiculously obsessive behaviour.
So, you went the entire 20th century without getting laid? Why stop there? Guarantee your virginity will last well into the 21st by building or purchasing your very own Captain Kirk bridge chair. It only costs $2,700 and you can save that much in less than a year with all the money you won't be spending on dates (you will have to cut down on how many times you see Watchmen and the new Star Trek movie, though). In between feeding your cats and polishing your Spock ashtray (you don't smoke. you keep various Star Wars pieces in it until you have the time to put the Millenium Falcon you got in the 4th grade back together) you can climb up in your chair, watch those old DVDs in the uniform you wore to the last Trekkie convention and dream of a world where guys like William Shatner get all the primo tail and make men quiver with fright with just one brooding glance.
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