I have to hand it to whoever decided to compress 45 pounds of cocaine into this delightful set of dishes with a whimsical sunflower design. It is very creative and much safer than sticking it up a dozen drug mules' asses. Sadly, the police in Spain caught on to the ruse and arrested the recipient who had the stuff sent to him from Venezuelan drug lords. Can you imagine if it had been delivered to the wrong house? Somebody's Nana would be so excited by the pretty teacups she'd have to try them out right away, and maybe invite some of her septagenarian cohorts over for some Earl Grey with a little something extra. Grannies on coke, baking thousands of cookies, knitting afghans furiously and taking turns riding the fifty year old washing machine in the basement, gums a flappin'. Good times.
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