Thursday, January 1, 2009

You So Funny, Charlie

If you haven't already heard, Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of DUI last night. That's not what's funny. We all know that drinking and driving is bad, he could have killed somebody, he should have gotten a cab, blah blah blah. The funny part is that he was pulled over after partying with Urkel (Jaleel White) and told the officer that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get oral sex from some chick (he's married) who gave him the best BJ of his life. So, they take him down to the station where he tells the officer that he'll tattoo his name on their ass if they let him go. He then giggle and changes the offer to tattooing their name on his ass.

Wow. Happy New Year, Mrs. Barkley. You must be so proud.

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