Thursday, September 16, 2010

Fight Like A (Girly)Man

Clutch those pearls, mary. We have a fight on our hands. Sadly, it's difficult to land any truly damaging punches when you are limp wristed. I'd still pull up a chair, though. Wake me up when the queen in the white shirt learns to put his back into it.
Note to parents out there: enroll your fledging gaylings in self defense classes and save them a lifetime of YouTube embarrassment later.
One more thing- what exactly is a gay hipster? Aren't all gay men hip by definition? Except the ones on People of Walmart. Those gays are more in the Buffalo Bill mode. They wear shirts like this while perusing the beef jerky and cheesy poofs.

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