Sunday, January 3, 2010

Hooker Couture


Lindsay Lohan has new designs for all you gals who like to work in a, shall we say, non-standing position. Most of the line retails for over a hundred dollars, so get blowing!

Just to keep thing extra klassy, Henri Levy is her backer. Who else does he back, you ask? None other than Ed Hardy.

So, if your friend who spent years sketching and sewing, then honing their craft at Parsons, F.I.T. or Kent State, starts to wonder why they can't find work- look no further. Tell them that they might have stood a chance if only their parents had pushed them into child stardom, allowing them to grow up into hot messes of staggering Courtney Love proportions. When does her line come out, by the way?

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