Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Lock Up Your Teen Daughters


Just saw "Twilight," the teen vampire movie that has every girl under the age of 20 wringing out their panties on an unprecedented level. It was the first time I was in a theater full of teen girls where it was reverentially quiet for 2 hours! On the other hand, if you are a teen boy whose girlfriend isn't putting out, this might substantially improve your chances of getting some. Just bring condoms.
Oh, and the native american kid is WAY hotter than all the vampires combined.

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