Saturday, November 29, 2008

Another Genius in the NFL Gets Shot


Plaxico Burress was out partying in The Latin Quarter, a club in Manhattan, where somehow, some way, he managed to get shot in the thigh. Was it the one he already injured? No details have been released yet, so we don't even know why this happened. I'm going with the disgruntled fan argument. Or maybe he's just an idiot. It's a toss-up.
UPDATE: The answer is: he's an idiot. His gun slipped down his pant leg and he shot himself trying to catch it. He fumbles again!!!

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