C'est Wrong, C'est Wrong!

Someone stop her before she sings(?!?) again! Dude, you are NOT RuPaul! Get over it.

Genius Or Retarded- You Tell Me

The only reason I can think of, to use a phone like that, would be extreme paranoia over the possibility of cancer/radiation/tumors/NewtGingrichreadingyourthoughts.

Caption The Housewife, Nurse Cuntass Edition

Holy Plain Jane! Oh, and thanks for ruining the show for me, along with your brownterage of Sidney, Leather and Shill. I don't even want to call them brunettes. It feels like an insult to my russet tressed friends. The word brown just seems more appropriate, don't you think?

Mature Martha

Here's a soap commercial with a 15 year old Martha Stewart playing house with a much older man. She looks older, so I'm not creeped out by it. Not as much as I would be if she looked 15. Still, it's just another example of the inappropriate circumstances the biz has no problems putting young girls in. It's been going on forever, not just since 1956.

From World of Wonder

Weird Al's New Video

Sometimes CGI is a little too creepy, no?

Caption The Beauty Queen: Mah Ni-Ni Is Mah Crack Edition

I can't help it. I love this child.

The Week In Weiners

This was quite the week for my favorite body part, and there is something for everyone after the jump. NSFW, DUH!

The Only Cult Chloe Belongs To Is One Of Personality

Don't make Chloe a Sister Wife. Please, God, NO! She'll start wearing Mom jeans un-ironically! 

Tom Ford, Fall 2011

Watching this almost makes me want to be pale again! ALMOST. I love the red and gold make-up, though on me it would look a tad, um....Tammy Faye. Anna Piaggi, IF I'm lucky. Your 40s aren't usually the right time to start experimenting. No eyebrow shaving or huge blonde hair for me. Those days are LONG gone. These days you will find me in a golf skirt and ponytail. In Fall- tights and sweaters. Bottoms are optional and depend on whether I am going out, or if Mr. McSlore is home.


I love his designs, always have. He's also HELLA hot. Voila:

Look at him being all queen-y in the front row of a fashion show. Oh my God, I love him so. He always has that tiny smile and you can just tell that he loves to share naughty stories and insider gossip, with the right people, of course. 

How I would love to be one of those people. We share the same birthday and both worked in the fashion biz. Does that count?

Happy Father's Day

To all those Dads out there, even if you only have dogs or cats or houseplants. That leaves out all of you in prison, and if you are, you aren't on my blog for Father's Day wishes. You are here for this

R.I.P. Clarence Clemons

He died of complications from a stroke in Palm Beach last night. So sad. He was an amazing talent and made Bruce Springsteen shows bearable. (sorry, not a fan)


This may be the best Star Spangled Banner performance ever. 

TGIF With The Most Condescending Asshole Knock-Knock Joke Ever

Knock, knock.


Who's there?


To. 


*sigh*


To who?


To WHOM


You have my permission to smack me.

Each To His Own Inspiration

If you are like most people with a garden, you started in March and continue to plant, weed, prune, hack and tweak well into Fall. I'm in the 'hurry up and grow' phase of arranging planters in addition to looking for inspiration for the fringe areas of the yard. Then, I remembered: I took a ton of pictures at the Home & Garden Show last February! Inspiration reinstated!

The picture above is from the Holden Arboretum 'Alice In Wonderland' display that took 1st Prize. More after the jump.

Alec Baldwin Doing TIME's Ten Questions

Say what you want about Alec Baldwin, but the guy can sure turn on the charm. He's like the perfect party guest. Sure, he's a bit of an egomaniac, but he loves to entertain and tell stories. 

Reddit Cartoon

Story of my life. And don't give me any grief. Just wait til you see the ring it got me!