They Keep Dropping Like Flies

He hit his head when his plane made a hard landing. This sounds like Natasha Richardson all over again, only without the talent.

Thanks, baby, for the picture

Dread-ication

I am not a fan of dreadlocks. They are super skeevy and ugly as hell. Flies are probably laying eggs on that dude's head as we speak and I bet they reek of ganga and curry. Blech.
So, I thought this guy's were out of control-HA!
Wtfholyshitspankmeandcallmemary!!! How does he not drive over those things? Is he just a big Cousin Itt fan or is he purposely trying not to get laid? In that case, success!

Lots of Fail

Thanks, Jill.

Lil Duval Is A Genius

And if you're a struggling comedian in these cash strapped times you may as well go for the joke instead of wasting your money on meaningless bling.

Plus, it totally put a smile on my face.

No Wonder Kathy's Mom Drinks

This goes out to Mark and Jeff in Chicago, you whooooores!!!

Favorite Bonnaroo Graffitti

I put Michael on top for obvious reasons.

Why Can't I Get A Good Picture of Snoop?

Because the minute he came out on stage everyone lit up.

Bubbles At Bonnaroo and Farrah's Gravity Defying Nipples

Palate cleanse.

Crack Is Whack, Bonnaroo Style

As are butt flaps.
I'm all for nudity, but when you are smashed in with over 70,000 people for four days you really don't need this in your face or rubbing on you in a crowded tent. That said, I still took pictures so I'm an asshole for subjecting all of you to it as well.
Especially enjoy the ass crack/back hair combo in the first pic.

DB1 OWNS Perez Hilton

I hate even posting about that asshole Perez but the blogger of Hot Chicks With Douchebags wrote the best verbal smack-down that I've read in a while.

In case you didn't know, Perez called Will.I.Am a "fucking faggot" and got punched in the head by The Black Eyed Peas' manager. He is making a huge stink about his barely there booboos and is even sueing like the punk ass bitch momma's boy that he is. Take your knocks and walk it off, loser!

Here's DB1's take:

For wasting the collective world's attention on inanity and purile poo, I'm giving a long overdue honorary Douchebag of the Month to ass pimple, blogger and whiny drama queen Perez Hilton.Normally I don't target the gaybags for the simple fact that it is those who douche it up to get the hotts that rankle me.

But for the fact that, despite all attempts to filter any and all knowledge of this Perez Hilton character from my brain, I still know that he got into a fight with William of the Black Eyed Peas last night, pisses me the hell off.After someone emailed me this whining testimonal, it was time to give out an award to this preening, vacuous waste of space.Do I care if Mr. Peas punched first? Do I care that you drew a penis mouth on Lindsey Lohan for the 400th consecutive day in a row?Hedda Hopper called. She says you suck.

You are Warholian superstar pastiche without the self awareness. You are dim echo of 1980s gay counterculture, reprocessed and defanged as a slightly edgier version of the typical host on "E!" You make Michael Musto look like Oscar Wilde.

All the Lohans and Parises and Jessica Simpsons of the world, penises drawn on their faces, will never bring you comfort, Mr. Hilton. Your successful spew is still the spew of 57 websites and nothing on. Except penises drawn on Lindsey Lohan.I may only make fun of Hot Chicks and Douchebags in my little corner of the simulacrum. But at least when I get into fights, I don't think the world needs to know about every detail.

You have become what you beheld, and no amount of ironic name moniker will save you from the fact you are driftwood monkey poo on a sea of crystalline narcissism and overhyped redundancies.Take your blank page and fill it with the latest starlet drama.

Repeat it enough times and the noise will be loud and fame enhanced. But it's simply a feedback loop of white-noise douchosity. Clown.Now get off my internets and go back to penis drawing.

Too Soon?

I love corny CSI red headed dude bad pun jokes. Forgive me.

Bonnaroo

I will be doing a lot of Bonnaroo posts in the next few days, sharing the pictures of bands and people that I took during one of the best weekends of my life. Let's have some positivity and fun in the next few days. We all need it, right?

Love you all, wish that you could have been there with me.

And yes, all these photos were taken by yours truly, not a news source, just little old me.

Michael Jackson Dead At 50

When I first heard that he was rushed to the hospital I thought that he was faking an illness to get out of his contract with London's O2 Arena. There was something in his contract that said that if he had an illness he could keep his advance and be let out of his concert obligations. Well, I was wrong, he has died. It's sad because I have so many mixed emotions about the guy. He probably abused kids, he no doubt had a shitty childhood and he produced music that will be around forever. There is no way to be happy about this and there's no way to overlook his behaviour. Allegedly.

I feel bad for his kids, how can you not? Who is going to take care of them? I hope that he made some decent moves in his will on their part. Please don't let them end up with LaToya or their grandparents.

This sucks.

I hate two death posts in one day.

What's Wrong With This Picture?

Hints-

No, the lady in the back is not peeing into the potted plant.

Yes, it is very wrong to cheat on your spouse but that's not why this picture is so fucked up.

Keep in mind that this is Fox News. *cough, cough* Sorry, calling it 'news' is a gross exaggeration.

Look at his description.

A little something in parentheses.

Here's your asnswer:

He is NOT a Democrat. Nice try, Fox assholes. Sorry to burst your bubble but Republicans cheat too.

Is That A Ham In Your Pocket?

I realize that some men can be pigs but holy smokies!

Found at WOW, courtesy of James St. James