Dread-ication

I am not a fan of dreadlocks. They are super skeevy and ugly as hell. Flies are probably laying eggs on that dude's head as we speak and I bet they reek of ganga and curry. Blech.
So, I thought this guy's were out of control-HA!
Wtfholyshitspankmeandcallmemary!!! How does he not drive over those things? Is he just a big Cousin Itt fan or is he purposely trying not to get laid? In that case, success!