Friday, February 25, 2011

TGIF, It's Almost Time For The Oscars

Will you be watching? Honestly, why bother. Unless you're in a betting pool there's really no reason to, except......EXCEPT, Cameel will be working Showbiz Today's red carpet coverage a mere two days after Kelsey's marriage to his new physical-enhancements-to-be-announced, younger and British-er stewardess child bride. If Cameel doesn't make a couple drag jokes at his expense or say something really inappropriate about sharing diapers with her ex, I WILL BE SHOCKED.

Now someone get out there and find me some flash-tortured emu. I have people to impress!
...and by people, I mean dogs.

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