Ah, yes. Manners. mine are impeccable. I keep my elbows off the table, ask permission from management before shtupping Mr. McSlore in local pub bathrooms, and use only the finest lace hankies to wipe any spooge spittle ever so delicately from my chin. I have STANDARDS.
And since I do have such an impeccable sense of decorum, I saved the nude picture of Ricky Martin for after the jump.