As you all know, i have a soft spot for hockey, and hockey players in particular. I also have a huge soft spot for the Penguins' Kris Letang, not least because he looks a bit like Mr. McSlore. Little nose, pretty lips, soft hazel eyes, will break your bones if you let him.
Let's look at some eye candy, mkay?
Hi. My name is Kris. I play defense, I'm French- Canadian but don't let that be a turn-off. I like showing off my arms, going five-hole and banging hot chicks. AT THE SAME TIME. Not all of us are dumb slabs of beef.
Twunty likes me! She really, really likes me!
Why, hello. Yes, I would like to see you handle your stick, please.
That's his girlfriend. In case you were wondering, she kicks bunnies, tortures autistic babies and is responsible for the surge in unemployment and the unrest in Egypt. Bitch.
Not too many topless pictures out there. This makes twunty sad. I blame the baby kicker.
Yep, he looks a lot like my baby. The hair's a little long, but that's okay. Sometimes you need something to hold onto.
Ah, yes. Mr. McForearms redux. (a nod to PC's incredible powers of observation)
Who do you bitches like? I'm taking requests. A nice little man meat post of your making and a little something to drool over until Part II of the reunion airs tonight. And if you like girls, I can do that too. I'm an equal opportunity Twunt!