I love that she is munching chips with a tiny vodka bottle tucked in between her and her boyfriend.
Shit that me and my girlfriends say:
Where's the Xanax? You swore that there would be Xanax at this party!
You want a blow job? You're gonna have to promise me a mother-in-law free holiday.
I think she might actually eat that Hillshire Farms catalog.
Is she trying to plug the cable box into the toaster?
She's got Munchausen by Facebook proxy.
No, she's a Whirling Dervish of the Mundane!
That's so cyu-ooo-ute!
Do they still enforce child labor laws?
You are all just a bunch of Nigerian princesses.
Bless her heart!
No self respecting cat would sit still for that.
Are you mad at me? You're not mad at me, right?
I secretly love Tang.
Maybe Groupon will offer a deal on liposuction that I can jump on.
You know who you are....There are many, many more, trust me.