Saturday, April 16, 2011

Dear Deer

Please don't jump out in front of the car. I'm afraid you would total it, then die, and Mr. McSlore would send you out to be made into jerky and Bambi burgers. I don't really like it. Thanks.
Now, if you were a piggy, it would be a different story. I'd eat you right down to the snout. We need more wild Porky's running around Cleveland.

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