Thursday, January 13, 2011

I Guess I've Written The Necronomicon

Can someone tell me why, in this day and age, anyone would think that there is something wrong with rubbing one out? It's the safest sex there is! You don't have to deal with someone else's needs, no one gets pregnant, you don't wake up with strange bumps or rashes and you never get rejected. Well, unless you're TDTF.

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